The Stupidest Timeline Long Sleeve Tee Color:Navy

The Stupidest Timeline Long Sleeve Tee Color:NavyIf you're reading this then you're stuck in this, the stupidest of all possible timelines, here with me. It sucks. There are a million small things that directed us to this timeline where a clown in orange makeup has convinced a bunch of dummies that giving their money and their rights to billionaires is worth it because they are uncomfortable that trans people exist and that some people speak languages that they never bothered learning. I feel like

We don't know your life

If you have an identical twin and you both wear this shirt it will be funny and I will sell twice as many shirts

You've developed it to navigate this world

a couple times a week we get messages like "your dreams suck

ping pong ball

kind of boring

Here's how to demolish a building with people still inside

over to DTLA

this is clearly becoming inextricable from authoritarian fascism

You will forever have to live with the fact that you carried out fascist orders but don't do it anymore

in fairness

throw away that weird cologne you bought from him